Day 243: No One Here Cares

As the world hits 34 million cases, local puritans continue to be surprised at college students' disregard for a disease that poses little threat to them personally. In this case the culprits were unmasked Boston College football players failing to be somber and socially distant in a "tightly packed locker room" after beating Texas State 24–21 in a comeback victory. Since dirty football players are expected to go to locker rooms after games and no grandmas are known to have been killed by COVID-negative athletes, it's not clear what their offense was or what exactly they weren't caring enough about.

In other young immortal news, a 48-year-old senior non-comm in the Army Reserve died of coronavirus, making him only the eighth US service member COVID death. The military’s COVID death rate is around 0.015%, with only one active duty serviceman having died (the sailor from Germ Boat #23).

NPR has been reporting on life in the fake school trenches. You'd think we'd have a hard number, but NPR could only provide an estimate that about 50% of school districts went virtual this fall. NPR is ominous about parents "reaching a breaking point", with moms leaving the remote workforce after failing to both work and parent full-time at home, leaving their kids at home alone with a computer while they go out to work, or paying for daycare to supervise their children's fake school day. The latter is most notable for recreating all the risks of school for the children and their stand-in teachers, at extraordinary expense to their parents. As if all of that weren't bad enough, a second NPR article reports on the compound consequences of parental unemployment and childhood social isolation.

In cute and furry news, a New York company, Applied DNA Sciences, has responded to the crowded COVID vaccine market by creating a vaccine for cats. It's already in clinical trials "upstate". PlagueBlog admires their ingenuity, and also hopes that this doesn't turn into another Lyme disease situation where a vaccine is available for pets but not for humans.

P.S. Massachusetts' cases were up two-fifths of a percentage point again today. The cities and towns data is out and shows some activity on Nantucket and in the north around Lawrence. (Maps tomorrow.)