Thursday, November 05, 2020

Day 279: More Mink

The election isn't the only thing that's dragging on. In mink news, there is much panic and a bit less reasonable skepticism about their SARS-CoV-2 mutation. North Jutland has been locked down to prevent its spread.

A COVID Mary has been found—an asymptomatic immunocompromised cancer patient who shed virus for 70 days. She tested positive fourteen separate times

Massachusetts cases were up one and one seventh of a percentage point today. It was also our last day to breathe free here, and the state seems to have switched from abusing the SMS emergency alert system to merely sending out annoying texts and phone calls about the coming curfew and post-scientific masking policy.

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